Archive for January, 2010
Cut the Midrange, Drop the Bass
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Taco Bell is a metaphor for life
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010When I was young I wanted Taco Bell ALL THE TIME, but I couldn't afford it.
When I was in college I got a low paying job. Taco Bell was all I could afford so I had to eat it all the time.
Now I am older. The amount of Taco Bell I can afford is measured in feet. But I can't eat it because then my waist would be measured in feet…
Who has two thumbs and sucks at pool?!
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Geaux Saints!
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Repect++
Sunday, January 24th, 2010You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing – but you can't tell lies about me.
-Elton John after winning a libel case against The Sun ->
Obama, for real. We have GOT to take you to a new barber.
Friday, January 22nd, 2010
What is wrong with me?!
Friday, January 22nd, 2010But I really want a color laser printer with duplexer for my birthday…
Sparrowned.
Thursday, January 21st, 2010via Nick Holmes… on 1/20/10
