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Oh my god. I think I like NASCAR… *sob*

That the New York Times manages to produce the Sunday edition every week is a staggering example of human creativity.  That anybody manages to read it is a testament to human endurance.

So the honor of writing recovery procedures for your application, database, or platform system has been bestowed upon you. Congratulations! It is an honor to be asked to write procedures for something that is deemed so critical to thelifeline of your organization

- From the documentation on how I should write appropriate documentation

Lets say for whatever reason you live alone with the cats you have now (which I know you have) and you die.  How long do you think it would be before your cats started to eat you?

Here’s my totally awesome Simpsons avatar

I can impulse buy things over the internet no matter where (or how drunk) I am.